April 23, 2014

Anonymous asked: you look fucking stupid in a dress, DUDE

dajo42:

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come closer one second

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little closer

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okay close enough

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i have a simple question: which of us is wearing a crown?

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that would be me.

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do you know what this crown means?

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it means i look fucking cute

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and you’re the human embodiment of a sore butt

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now as your fucking queen, i royally declare

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that i am beautiful and you are a listerine enema

April 23, 2014
Reasons today is a million times better than yesterday:
- it’s World Shakespeare Day/Shakespeare’s 450th birthday- nobody yelled at me today- actually a lot of people were really lovely and pleasant to talk to today- I’m going to the Shakespeare Slam tonight because my boss didn’t want his ticket- PAUL GROSS WILL BE THERE WITH HIS FACE- rocking a half-decent no shower hairdo- it’s dress rehearsal for Macbeth so people keep walking by the production office mumbling about murder and blood in iambic pentameter, which never happens at the office office- I mean, we talk about murder a lot, but rarely if ever in verse- sunshine!- the end

Reasons today is a million times better than yesterday:

- it’s World Shakespeare Day/Shakespeare’s 450th birthday
- nobody yelled at me today
- actually a lot of people were really lovely and pleasant to talk to today
- I’m going to the Shakespeare Slam tonight because my boss didn’t want his ticket
- PAUL GROSS WILL BE THERE WITH HIS FACE
- rocking a half-decent no shower hairdo
- it’s dress rehearsal for Macbeth so people keep walking by the production office mumbling about murder and blood in iambic pentameter, which never happens at the office office
- I mean, we talk about murder a lot, but rarely if ever in verse
- sunshine!
- the end

April 23, 2014

tv meme: [1/5] male characters » winston bishop

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April 23, 2014

pleasecallmesurely:

you wanna know what kind of questions stage managers get asked?

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Questions like this

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And this

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anY NUDITY

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goddammit Alex I’m not even your stage manager!

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SHE DOESN’T EVEN GO HERE!

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April 23, 2014
robdelaney:

R et M

robdelaney:

R et M

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April 23, 2014

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April 23, 2014

chezpicker-uk:

A Maldives beach awash in bioluminescent Phytoplankton looks like an ocean of stars

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April 23, 2014

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April 22, 2014
6:50pm — still at the office, alone. Have been working since 9am. Will be here for at least another half hour. Opened a show this morning, was immediately yelled at by three people simultaneously for 20 minutes for their mistake. 
Kids, just say no to theatre.
Update: 8:06pm, just getting ready to leave the office, despite the nagging feeling that I have completely overlooked something. Don’t worry, I’ll remember what it is at 4am.

6:50pm — still at the office, alone. Have been working since 9am. Will be here for at least another half hour. Opened a show this morning, was immediately yelled at by three people simultaneously for 20 minutes for their mistake. 

Kids, just say no to theatre.

Update: 8:06pm, just getting ready to leave the office, despite the nagging feeling that I have completely overlooked something. Don’t worry, I’ll remember what it is at 4am.

6:52pm  |   URL: http://tmblr.co/ZjVFWx1DqXwwF
  
Filed under: theatre box office 
April 22, 2014

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